May 18, 2018

Call out the Hoggster..another HS shooting..

..get him in front of a camera STAT!

May 3, 2018

Oh, fer crying out loud!

Latest rage on college campuses are "crying closets" -- private, portable rooms where students can go inside, have a good cry, and emerge emotionally cleansed. There was a segment on Tucker Carlson about this the other night (see below) and one of his regular lib pissants made an appearance to point out that these might be a good thing, a concept I think is yet another milestone on the road to total wussification of our student class. But, for the sake of argument, let's ruin wuith this for a bit, shall we?



Well, I have another take on this: we do not need to build new crying closets when we have them already available, more or less.


That's right, folks! I am sure that a lot of these have been manufactured and can be pressed into service immediately at great economy and purpose. I mean, you could line up a bunch during midterms or finals week in sort of a "two lines, no waiting" scenario. Also, you could get a bunch and label them as appropriate for however many genders your politically correct college administration deems extant on your particular campus, etc.

But the bottom line is that the stench in these things will certainly cut down on the loiter time, I damn betcha!

April 29, 2018

Ever wonder why..

..the caravan of immigrants from Guatemala and Honduras aren't asking Mexico for asylum? Maybe this will provide a clue:


Also, there's this idea for signs we can post along the wall:

Just Plain Fred..


Meet Fred Johnson
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred what?' the officer asks.
'Just Fred,' the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

April 22, 2018

Persevere..



April 16, 2018

Ahoy!




A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean, but just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.

"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold.

From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors, "she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy."

"I see," the captain says.

Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry..."

Courtesy Weasel Zippers Commentor.

April 13, 2018

Less and less fear and loathing of the Blue Wave..


Many think the "Blue Wave" -- if it eventuates -- will be tragic if only because this witch will have her hands on the controls. But I am slowly (and reluctantly) coming to the opinion that it might be a blessing in disguise that this comes to pass. The resulting congressional shit-show of Dems trying to overturn the new tax law, attempting to impeach Trump, and their general nigger-in-a-whorehouse-with-a-credit-card escapades will probably cement the 2020 election for Donald Trump.

Hell, the resulting confusion might result in a states' constitutional convention whereby the 22nd Amendment is overturned and Trump is appointed President for Life.


The denture-licking and spaz speech spells alone (above) will be worth the price of admission. And this does not even take into account the other wackjobs -- like Maxi-Pad -- on the Dem side! Stir in the unfettered mewlings of Lieawatha and Schmuckie Schumer in the Senate and the American public will be so sick of them by the time the 2020 elections roll around that they will be voted out of existence in the House and the Senate!

I am going long on Orville Reddenbacher and Pabst in 2019.

April 12, 2018

Wasting away in Burritoville..

So the homeless situation in Jerry "Dickhead" Brown's Crapifornia is getting so serious that they are going to give taxpayer money to homeowners to build facilities on their own property. What a splendid fucking idea!

Trouble is that it will not solve the problem. Free shit only draws more flies! Tried to give them the boot back in February but they're still there.



So here's the deal: you reduce all your holdings to cash, store it away, hit the road and end up homeless and on the streets in Anaheim, California along the Santa Ana River Trail. The churches and the do-good homeowners ("what would Jesus do?") bring them down free food every day and the city and county set up shower facilities two-three times per week. So, for basically zero outlay for subsistence and shelter, you get a river front site in a balmy climate, catering, and free cleanliness (if you want it). The only money you spend is for the drugs so you can get stoned and stay high while wasting away in Burritoville.

The churches -- tax free property, etc. -- should start setting up facilities ON THEIR LAND and the do-good homeowners should invite a couple of these derelicts to room with them for a while.

What would Jesus do, indeed?

(Sorry to be uncharitable, but if this were Grapes of Wrath and these folks were looking for work, I would be a little more sympathetic.)



Keep this up and you will see a never-ending flotilla of dead fetuses heading down the Santa Ana River to the sea!

April 10, 2018

Tears from the sky..



April 9, 2018

Time to remember some basics of the 2016 election..

Over at The Conservative Tree House, a chilling speech by Donald J. Trump made on October 13th, 2016 recalls what we were facing and the ugliness and sinister forces we still face. It should be a rallying cry for every moment of these four years and for (hopefully) the subsequent four years. These people want you lulled into complacency and inaction. Donald Trump NEEDS you to remain in the fight to keep the government of this country of the people, for the people, and by the people.


Our movement is about replacing a failed and corrupt political establishment with a new government controlled by you, the American People. There is nothing the political establishment will not do, and no lie they will not tell, to hold on to their prestige and power at your expense.

The Washington establishment, and the financial and media corporations that fund it, exists for only one reason: to protect and enrich itself.

The establishment has trillions of dollars at stake in this election. As an example, just one single trade deal they’d like to pass, involves trillions of dollars controlled by many countries, corporations and lobbyists.

For those who control the levers of power in Washington, and for the global special interests they partner with, our campaign represents an existential threat.

This is not simply another 4-year election. This is a crossroads in the history of our civilization that will determine whether or not We The People reclaim control over our government.

The political establishment that is trying everything to stop us, is the same group responsible for our disastrous trade deals, massive illegal immigration, and economic and foreign policies that have bled this country dry. The political establishment has brought about the destruction of our factories and our jobs, as they flee to Mexico, China and other countries throughout the world. Our just-announced jobs numbers are anemic, and our gross domestic product, or GDP, is barely above one percent. Workers in the United States, were making less than they were almost 20 years ago – and yet they are working harder.

It’s a global power structure that is responsible for the economic decisions that have robbed our working class, stripped our country of its wealth, and put that money into the pockets of a handful of large corporations and political entities.

Just look at what this corrupt establishment has done to our cities like Detroit and Flint, Michigan – and rural towns in Pennsylvania, Ohio, North Carolina and across our country. They have stripped these towns bare, and raided the wealth for themselves and taken away their jobs.

The Clinton Machine is at the center of this power structure. We’ve seen this firsthand in the WikiLeaks documents in which Hillary Clinton meets in secret with international banks to plot the destruction of U.S. sovereignty in order to enrich these global financial powers.

And, likewise, the emails show that the Clinton Machine is so closely and irrevocably tied to media organizations that she is given the questions and answers in advance of her debates. Clinton is also given approval and veto power over quotes written about her in the New York Times. And the emails show the reporters collaborate and conspire directly with the Clinton Campaign on helping her win the election.

With their control over our government at stake, with trillions of dollars on the line, the Clinton Machine is determined to achieve the destruction of our campaign, which has now become a movement the likes of which our country has never seen before – and we won’t let them do that.

The most powerful weapon deployed by the Clintons is the corporate media. Let’s be clear on one thing: the corporate media in our country is no longer involved in journalism. They are a political special interest, no different than any lobbyist or other financial entity with an agenda. And their agenda is to elect the Clintons at any cost, at any price, no matter how many lives they destroy.

press we can actualFor them, it is a war – and for them, nothing is out of bounds.

This is a struggle for the survival of our nation. This election will determine whether we are a free nation, or whether we have only the illusion of Democracy but are in fact controlled by a small handful of global special interests rigging the system.

This is not just conspiracy but reality, and you and I know it.

The establishment and their media enablers wield control over this nation through means that are well known. Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, a racist, a xenophobe and morally deformed. They will attack you, they will slander you, they will seek to destroy your career and reputation. And they will lie, lie and lie even more.

The Clintons are criminals. This is well-documented, and the establishment that protects them has engaged in a massive cover-up of widespread criminal activity at the State Department and Clinton Foundation in order to keep the Clintons in power. Never in history have we seen such a cover-up as this, one that includes the destruction of 33,000 emails, 13 phones, laptops, missing boxes of evidence, and on and on.

People who are capable of such crimes against our nation are capable of anything.

[…] But I take all of these slings and arrows for you. I take them for our movement, so that we can have our country back. Our great civilization, here in America and across the civilized world, has come upon a moment of reckoning.

We’ve seen it in the United Kingdom, where they voted to liberate themselves from global government and global trade deals and global immigration deals that have destroyed their sovereignty.

But the central base of world political power is here in America, and it is our corrupt political establishment that is the greatest power behind the efforts at radical globalization and the disenfranchisement of working people.

Their financial resources are unlimited. Their political resources are unlimited. Their media resources are unlimited. And, most importantly, the depths of their immorality is unlimited.

Our political establishment has no soul. I knew these false attacks would come. I knew this day would arrive. And I knew the American people would rise above it and vote for the future they deserve.

The only thing that can stop the Corrupt Clinton Machine is you. The only force strong enough to save this country is you. The only people brave enough to vote out this corrupt establishment is you, the American People.

They control the Department of Justice, and they even clandestinely meet with the Attorney General of the United States – in the back of her airplane, while on the runway – for 39 minutes – to most likely discuss her reappointment in a Clinton Administration just prior to the Attorney General making a decision over whether or not to prosecute Hillary Clinton.

Likewise, they have corrupted the Director of the FBI to the point at which stories are already saying the great men and women who work for the FBI are embarrassed and ashamed to what he’s done to one of our great institutions. Hillary Clinton is guilty of all of the things that Director Comey stated at his press conference and Congressional hearings, and far more – and yet he let her off the hook, while others lives are being destroyed for far less.

This is a conspiracy against you, the American people.

This is our moment of reckoning as a society and as a civilization.

I didn’t need to do this. I built a great company, and I had a wonderful life. I could have enjoyed the benefits of years of successful business for myself and my family, instead of going through this absolute horror show of lies, deceptions and malicious attacks. I’m doing it because this country has given me so much, and I feel strongly it was my turn to give back.

Some people warned me this campaign would be a journey to hell. But they are wrong, it will be a journey to heaven because we will help so many people.

In my former life, I was an insider as much as anybody else – and I know what’s like to be an insider. Now I am being punished for leaving their special club and revealing to you their great scam. Because I used to be part of the club, I’m the only one who can fix it. I’m doing this for the people, and this movement is just right – and we will take back this country for you and Make America Great Again.

The corrupt establishment knows that we are an existential threat to their criminal enterprise. They know, that if we win, their power is gone and returned to you. The clouds hanging over our government can be lifted, and replaced with a bright future – but it all depends on whether we let the New York Times decide our future, or whether we let the American people decide our future.

If this Clinton Campaign of Destruction is allowed to work, then no other highly successful person – which is what our country needs – will ever again run for this office.

I will not lie to you. These false attacks hurt. To be lied about, to be slandered, to be smeared so publicly and before your family, is painful.

What the Clinton Machine is doing to me, and my family, is egregious beyond words. It is reprehensible beyond description.

But I also know, it’s not about me – it’s about all of you. It’s about all of us, together, as a country.

It’s about the Veterans who need medical care, the mothers who’ve lost children to terrorism and crime, it’s about the inner cities and the border towns who desperately need our help, it’s about the millions of jobless Americans. This election is about the people being crushed by Obamacare, and it’s about defeating ISIS and appointing Supreme Court Justices who will defend our Constitution.

This election is also about the African-American and Hispanic communities whose communities have been plunged into crime, poverty and failing schools by the policies of Hillary Clinton. They’ve robbed these citizens of their future, and I will give them their hope, jobs and opportunities back. I will deliver.

This election is about every man, woman and child in our country who deserves to live in safety, prosperity and peace.

We will rise above the lies, the smears, and the ludicrous slanders from ludicrous reporters.

We will vote for the country we want.

We will vote for the future we want.

We will vote for the politics we want.

We will vote to put this corrupt government cartel out of business. We will remove from our politics the special interests who have betrayed our workers, our borders, our freedoms, and our sovereign rights as a nation. We will end the politics of profit, we will end the rule of special interests, we will put a stop to the raiding of our country – and the disenfranchisement of our people.

Our Independence Day is at hand, and it arrives, finally, on November 8th. Join me in taking back our country, and creating a bright and glorious new dawn for our people.

Reducto ad Absurdum..

Over the weekend, the Fuzzy Wuzzy Wog Mayor of London proclaimed that anyone caught with a knife would have their head cut off or something.


..which is a crock of shit because of its absurdity. I mean, what's next? Box cutters? Or these?


..or, how about a good old case of closing the barn door after the horses have escaped? You know, when one of his wog countrymen decided to murder a British soldier with a meat cleaver?


Too bad Paul Hogan is old and decrepit and being sued to poverty by Australia and the bitch he married.





April 6, 2018

Friday Woodsterman Images..

..only an imitator; never will surpass.





April 5, 2018

Everyman and the rights of the majority..

A tour de force by two citizens of North Carolina and the United States on the subject of "..shall not be infringed.."

It cannot be spoken any more clearly than these two fine gentlemen -- both articulate in their own special way -- so I shall keep my mouth shut and listen! God bless them both!

April 4, 2018

Hold onto your wallets..

The crazy SF bag lady is at is again and she doesn't know when the fuck to shut up! (Courtesy NTK Network via Weasel Zippers.)


Wow! The gift that keeps on giving! She is certifiable.


..and it is rumored that she wants to adopt a new symbol for the Democrat Party.


March 29, 2018

Hey! Remember Polish jokes?

..well, they don't seem so funny now, do they?



Shhhhhhh! Don't let on..

March 28, 2018

Hogg Hitler!

Obligatory and censored by YouTube, here is the uncensored link:



Seig Heil! Seig Heil! Seig Heil!

March 26, 2018

Covering Hogg Boy..

So the gun-grabbing juveniles got a time cover?


But so did Hitler (several times):





..and Stalin (also several times):


..and Chairman Mao (also several times):


No point really - except that they are all were gun-grabbers. But I wonder if that cadre of "wide beyond their ears" adolescents will get their picture on the cover of Rolling Stone?



Betcha Dr Hook would be jealous!

Bitch be coming for the guns, yo..


Oops! It slipped out!



It is, after all, the perfect confluence of feel-good juvenile dreamers not grounded in the nine-to-five reality of work, family, bills, and the grit of life on the streets and the liberals and Democrats who wish to harness this naivete and Kumbay-ya bullshit into a pack of brainwashed voters who believe the only way to security is to give up your God-given constitutional rights.

Fine. I am down with that so long as you make everything twenty-one: voting, gun ownership, etc.

All or none, baby! Otherwise, go back to your safe space and suck on a puppy!

GWP Item: Well, no shit, Sherlock!

You all know that I was dumped by GWP twice (Exile on Main Street and Outside the Gateway Once More) and, while I am not exactly bitter about that, I do not exactly swoon over Jim Hoft's efforts all the time. All though I must candidly admit to going over there to get a different perspective on the latest Dem screw-up.

But some of the articles tend to run towards the menopausal and are not exactly put together in a coherent fashion. And ofttimes the headlines are pure click-bait that a promise Dem catastrophe but are nothing more than remote innuendo.

Anyway, enough of the gratuitous trashing of GWP. Now for a gratuitous demonstration of how sometimes unsubstantial a post of theirs may be. Take this item:


It is an example of a thin gruel argument posted as a "fact" through a series of pictures and text. Firstly, it alleges that the March for your Lives escapade this past Saturday was partially funded by the DNC. Well, that's the "No shit, Sherlock" aspect of it because the Dems have nothing to run on except people's hatred of Donald Trump. Of course, this might be pretty feeble what with the fattened paychecks and lower taxes from the recently passed income tax changes, the employment picture becoming decidedly rosy, and folks' IRAs becoming bigger. So it is logical that they will grasp at anything to create issues to divide us.

It's what they do.

But the evidence that GWP uses to support this pearl-clutching headline is a cadged together sequence of events that, while not implausible, is certainly not an earth-rocking exposition. Consider the following excerpts from their post:


In the above, they ameliorate their headline claim of the DNC funding the march to imply that the march was funded by outside groups including the DNC. Again, I would be shocked if some DNC money did not get leaked to the organizers of this past Saturday'a DC gun-grabbing shit show.

But they add links to Everytown for Gun Safety and ActBlue (you look 'em up, I am not going to give them clicks) and imply that someone scrubbed the March For Our Lives Wiki entry where it says Everytown for Gun Safety is a DNC organ.


Well, the problem with this assertion is that anyone can edit Wiki and take a screen shot before the Lords of Wiki set things right again. (I have done this on several occasions and have received stern warnings from those folks that I would be denied the "privilege" of editing Wiki for the rest of my natural life. So fucking what? They will then have to live without the $3 donation I slip them every odd decade.)

Anyway, the folks over on Reddit caught on to this plenty damn quick!


Now, this is not to go all Little Green Footballs on GWP just because they sacked  my ass and I cannot comment on their precious blog because some menopausal moderators took umbrage with a remark I made. It is more to the point that the Left is clanking up so badly these days and so strung out on their hatred of Donald Trump and the "new new right" that logic and common sense have abandoned them. The Left offer up so many "gimmes" that you do not have to stretch things just to make them look like fools.

To be clear, I am a fan of Jim Hoft and think he did some really important work in unraveling the lies and media bullshit surrounding the fetid, festering pile of pig of afterbirth that was the Clinton campaign in 2016 and the success of Donald Trump's first term. Key to this was Jim's running spreadsheets showing attendance at Trump rallies versus the anemic turnouts at Clinton's. His folks also uncovered the embarrassing staged photos to make Hillary rallies seem more attended than they really were. Also, when Trump became president, Hoft ran similar schedules of unemployment and stock market success pointing out how the media was ignoring this and covering the fact that the president woke up with a hangnail on his ring finger or some other extraneous bullshit.

It's just that I just don't like to see efforts like that based on fact cheapened with other posts relying on fractured logic, innuendo, and gossip.

C'mon, Jim, you're better than that!

March 25, 2018

Some final thoughts as Little Shit Hogg disappears in the rearview..

With the timer counting down on this little ass crack's fifteen minutes..



..I had a couple of thoughts. Firstly, after all is said and done, there will be 2-10 million more ARs in gun safes around the country.


And, secondly, I yearn for the days when the left's villains were real villains (even the women) and were down with the Second Amendment right to keep and bear..

Cinque and the Symbionese Liberation Army prior to the fateful East L.A. Barbecue
Nowadays, we square off against this:




Shit, any of the SLA women could take these faggot fucks -- and that includes Patty Hearst!

POSTSCRIPT: for those not familiar with the cluster fuck that was the The Symbionese Liberation -- those folks behind the Patty Hearst kidnapping -- the Wiki on them is both informative and interesting. As I said above, at least these dickheads sported more testosterone than their current-day faery counterparts. Fer shure.

March 24, 2018

The little shit you love to hate..

Thought I'd go all Woodsterman on this subject..






The heartbreaking words you will not hear at today's Hoggfest..

I told myself I wasn't going to write about this but here goes anyway.

While the news and liberals revel in their latest Paul Wellstone virtue-signalling Festival of the Hogg, Mr Pollack, father of Meadow Pollack, and Junior Parkland HS survivor Kyle Kashuv, reflect on the events that brought irredeemable tragedy into their lives.


This is absolutely searing! My heart bleeds for this parent! Mr Pollack has been dead on and rock steady with his message. He refuses to be exploited by either side. However, it is apparent that Mr Pollack is sickened and has been turned away from very much sympathy towards the crisis actors like Hogg and his CNN puppet masters.

That little shit, Hogg? Yes, this is how bad that guy is:


..and, of course, it's produced by the BBC and, of course, they have disabled the comments.


Hogg is a whiny little bitch, becoming supremely annoying, and his fifteen minutes of fame are rapidly running out. Patience for his hectoring is wearing thin. This is clearly becoming a Paul Wellstone moment for the left that they are overplaying badly. The blowback will be mighty.

UPDATE: True to form, Mr Pollack and his son, Meadow's brother, Hunter Pollack, were not asked to appear. In fact, Hunter was dis-invited.


Like the disabled comments, anything to distract form their message does not see the light of day!

March 22, 2018

Saying goodbye to the rain..

Generally and especially nowadays, around the beginning of Spring and usually about two weeks earlier, the rainy season stops and Southern California launches into its more normal cycle of morning gloom and sunny afternoons. Gradually, Spring turns into Summer and the gloom usually gives way to warm mornings and warmer, clearer afternoons. But, unhappily for beach tourists, the sunny beaches do not show up until late July or the middle of August. But the weather is incredibly uneventful and -- frankly -- boring. In fact, were I vacationing in Southern California with the main intent being to hit warm, sunny beaches and ride decent waves, I would plan my vacation for after Labor Day for what can be only described as an Indian Summer. (This warm/hot snap often lasts well into October when the Santa Ana Winds kick up.)

Now people who live in Minnesota or Michigan or North Dakota will think I am nuts, but I frankly enjoy a little drama in my weather. I like rain from the Summer thunder-and-lightening storms that pop up in the warm afternoons to the Spring rains that show up through the end of May.

Infobabe kevetching over impending storm coming to Kern County during recent "Storm Watch"

But here in SoCal, we kiss that goodbye until the late Fall when we pray earnestly that the current episode of teeth-itching, finger-sparking Santa Ana Winds will be the last we see for the season.

Rain here means that we do NOT have to go to the beach, get red, itchy peeling sun burns, and perform the obligatory surfing and tracking gritty sand into our cars. It means we get a free pass to stay indoors to work on more cerebral projects. It means we can go to some bar overlooking the beach and watch the grey soldiers march out of the North and deposit sheets of water onto the scenery while we are safe and warm inside with a beer or Margarita or Jack on the rocks.

Can't touch me, Nor' Easter; I am sheltered.

So when the rains -- what little there are nowadays -- leave with only a hint of promise that they will return in the Fall despite the mindless supplications of the bubble-headed bleach blonde weather babes and blow-dry rip-and-readers, I realize that I will be six months older when the sky clouds up and tinkles on California and makes all the beach crowd despondent and on the brink of suicide because they are deprived of a beach day.

Somehow, I will get over it but I wish I were younger and more energetic..

..so I could pick up and move to some small town on the Oregon or Washington coast where I would rust instead of tan.

March 19, 2018

Falling Down..

After this..


..this..



..and that's ex-presidential candidates to you, Jason!

Aloha Snackbar..March 19th Edition

Here's the feel good story of the day..



..apparently not as safe as the asshole thought!

UPDATE I: Starting a new tradition here, I am invoking the official "The Dead Shithead Dance".


Rock out, my sand niggas!

UPDATE II: Beautifully heart-wrenching story about the tragedy of war..


..not!