February 19, 2018

Sauce for the goose..

No shit! Elanor Roosevelt was granted a CCP in New York!


..my how times have changed!

February 12, 2018

Test Post..so stop dicking around!

Alright, you wise guys! You asked for it..


Hmmmmmm..wonder if this is what they all were referring to?


So, comment on this, I dare you mate!

"Wish I was in Tijuana..eating barbecued Iguana.."

Over the past several months I came across some weird rock and roll -- strange but catchy tunes nonetheless. Now these are ancient, one-hit wonders and probably so-o-o-o-o 15 years ago (or more) but they are..like..um..you know..real groovy man!

For listening pleasure..yours..but mostly mine!



..O.K., I heard this one a long time ago. Like it nonetheless.



..and here's one that whizzed by me in the 90s.



..and so on..





X-Ray Eyes!

Just got these goggles in the mail..


..and the experience turned tragic!

The Fading POTUS

This is what happens when you basically do nothing but play golf and boogie down every night of your presidency. You are followed by a president who comes in and takes apart the perfidious "accomplishments" and causes you to fade from memory.


..bye bye, hatchet ass!

February 11, 2018

DACA CACA


Sent to me by my good friend and former Atlanta PD Homicide Dick. (God! I love saying that! But, by "dick", I mean detective, not..well..you know.) Anyway, it's a piece of his uncommonly common logic culled from an editorial that a lady somewhere wrote. It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point:

Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.

Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely.

Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, 'No! I like it here. It's better than my house. I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters:

  • You are Required to let me stay in your house
  • You are Required to feed me
  • You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan
  • You are Required to Educate my kids
  • You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family

My husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest. (except for that breaking in part).

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there. It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house and what a deal it is for me!

I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior. Oh yeah, and I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE!!! so that you can communicate with me.

Why can't people see how ridiculous this is? America is populated and governed by idiots.

February 6, 2018

Exhibit A: Clueless little shit McCathy-ite Dem doubles down on the 1A..

On February 2nd, Tucker Carlson had this exchange with Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) about the memo and its fallout:


This little pussy is a dickwipe of the first order, I am sure you all know/agree on that point. Also, this is the same little same little shit-sicking prick who paraded his unbridled McCarthyism on Tucker's show Friday evening and got his head caved in by the Tuck because he accused Carlson of "being an agent of Putin".

Over on Weasel Zippers they posted that the little hemorrhoid is now proposing a bill to protect journalists from intimidation.


What is really galling is that this proposal -- should it become law -- it will will essentially codify the lying, fake news journalists as a special class of citizens whose first Amendment rights supersede those of you or I. Further, it could result in law enforcement being empowered to essentially stifle criticism of any sort.

But there is a larger threat.

Tucker was so incensed with this exchange, he did two follow-ups on this and last night's was the most chilling. The front end of the show is below AND YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO WATCH THIS AND COMMIT THE SENTIMENTS TO YOUR HEART AND RESOLVE THAT PEOPLE LIKE THIS LITTLE PRICK SHALL NOT BE ALLOWED TO TAKE OVER OUR LIVES!


The realization that Swalwell and Pelosi and Adam Schitt and MaxiPad Waters and the rest of that clown cabal will be running the House next year for two years is frightening. They very well could Neuter the last two years of Donald Trump's term and very well cause him to lose the 2020 election to someone like Crapifornia Senator Kamala "Will Blow Willie Brown for Political Power" Harris becoming the FIRST BLACK WOMAN PRESIDENT (because they play identity politics so well) with attendant disastrous results.

If this happens, then the crap that was pulled as Obama left office and with the remnants of his appointees still running the FBI and CIA and IRS still in place will be de rigeuer and we all can kiss the America we knew goodbye.

February 5, 2018

Durbin: Sorry, DACA-ites, we're dumping you..

From the Washington Examiner via Weasel Zippers..


..this says it all: they are navigating the only course they can through perilous waters. In other words:

"Sorry DACA folks, we are jettisoning you because we have to deal with an electorate that sees through our perfidy. You never were really important to us anyway."

Oh, and blue wave my ass:
Back from the dead, GOP hopes for mid terms jump on improving poll numbers
The Christmas season was not a very jolly one for Republicans. Donald Trump's approval numbers were near historic lows while the so-called generic ballot measuring the relative strength of both parties saw the Democrats with a double digit lead.

But then came tax reform, which has proven to be even more popular than Republicans hoped. A Trump facedown with Democrats ended in the opposition's surrender on the funding bill, and a state of the union speech by Trump that received overwhelming positive response.

On top of all that, the economy is booming, interest rates are low, consumer confidence is high, and the economic outlook for the year is for more of the same.

The result of all this is that the president's approval numbers have shot up and the gap between the GOP and Democrats on the generic ballot has narrowed considerably.

But, lest you think this is over, Han Solo has some advice for you.

February 4, 2018

The turds are beginning to drop..

Dribbling out like a bad case of the Hershey Squirts. Here's an FNS interview that came out contemporaneously with the Brett Baier interview with Devin Nunes posted previously. Again, Sara Carter is on this like white on rice. Here she foretells of a second dossier:


Like they said in Apocalypse Now, "Oh man, the {Dem] bullshit piled up so fast..you needed wings to stay above it!"

Dems' hope for "Blue Wave" seems in peril..

Ruminating on how the aftermath of the memo is shaking out on Meet the Depressed and the other outlets' propaganda feeds, not that i would ever watch them, it seems that the battle lines are being formed now and -- in keeping with the subject of this post -- the Dems are on the short end of the stick in that they have to defend their untenable position that government agencies' activities must not see the light of day "in order to preserve national security".

Of course, this is bullshit!

Not only does it fly in the face of their positions in the past (Watergate, the Pentagon papers, etc.) more recently, it aligns with their attempts to move the events on with respect to the Clintons (Bubba feeling up interns and groping women; Hillary's shameless "Government Influence for sale") and notably, Obama's criminally thuggish activities during his administration (especially the IRS coverup; the most comparable example weaponization of a federal agency).

This matter will be confronting them until AT LEAST November when, as a result of their inept explanations and weaseling, they may see their precious "blue wave" crash on the shore to no effect.

It also should be noted that they are severely broke. Chew on this:


They lose in November and the downward spiral continues until they are nothing but a smoking hole in the ground.


..but, as Han Solo said to Luke Skywalker, "Don't get cocky, kid!"

February 3, 2018

Straight from the horse's mouth..

Here is an interview with Congressman Nunes and Brett Baier of Fox News re the FISA memo released yesterday. Except for the fact that Baier would not let him get a word out edgewise with constant interruptions, it reveals some pretty interesting facts!


Won't comment; just enjoy!

Nellie the ham..

A big stink is growing up around the fact that one of the perps in FISA MemoGate is Nellie Ohr is the wife of DOJ employee Bruce Ohr and she is also an employee of Fusion GPS. Among the stink that surrounds her is the fact that she obtained an FCC amateur radio license back in May 2016. This is woven into a conspiracy theory that supposedly points to the fact that she used her radio privileges to transmit clandestine, encrypted data to the CIA or something.

Well, I am not one to defend any of these slime bags, but, as an amateur radio operator myself, I can tell you that this is wandering into "tinfoil hat" territory big time. She may very well have gotten her amateur radio license but it would be absolutely foolish to assume that she did so for the purpose of communicating with the CIA or other agencies. Why create a traceable item with the FCC when it is just as easy to "bootleg" frequencies for clandestine transmissions? Besides, Part 97 of the FCC regs forbid transmission of encrypted data by amateur radio ops.

Anyway, just to satisfy my curiosity, I looked up her address using QRZ.com and the address of the CIA, converted both to LAT LON and calc'ed the line-of-site distance between those two points. Amazingly, it turns out as shown below!


Holy shit! That's just 7 miles! Certainly close enough to make a SIMPLEX link between those to points with as little as 50 watts or less power -- VHF or UHF. But that said, I am puzzled why she would want to create a data point with a federal agency when she could have just gotten a couple of business band radios and bootlegged a piece of spectrum to do the deed.

..oh wait! I hear some black helicopters overhead!

FISA day brings a lot of short-sighted bloviation..

"After all that is said and done, more is said than done."

Nancy Pelosi Cherry Picking (courtesy Scooter, Big Hairy News)
That old aphorism is proving to be true this evening as the FISA memo was unleashed on a "suspecting world". Predictably, the Dems came off their pre-release stance of our DOJ, FBI, government, way of life, western civilization, and all creation coming to an end if the three-and-one-quarter page executive summary of the Reader's Digest version of the immense, steaming pile of evidence of what an immense, steaming pile of shit the forces allied under Barack Obama and Hillary created to deny Trump the White House and usher old Hippo Flanks into be coronated. They adopted their post-release view that it is big nothing burger (cue Clara Peller) and that it was a "cherry picked" summation of the aforesaid steaming pile.

By the way, the "cherry picking" meme got wide distribution among the left. It was symptomatic of your basic DNC talking points release where all commentaries are suffused with shockingly similar phrases. I looked for a witty, satirical compendium of this on YouTube but none was to be had..as yet.

While all of the media -- left, right, center, top, bottom, sideways -- dove deep into this, gnawing on every piece of of gristle, consuming every globule of fat, and loudly belching out their unsubstantiated opinions, all lost sight of the fact that this race is not a sprint but rather has miles to go before the finish line hoves into view.

About the best bloviation (from my point of view) was Tucker Carlson's show this date. Here is his opening including a discussion with Joseph Digenova and Tom Fitton that is compelling. I actually commend the entire show to you as he gets into it with some little pre-pubescent shitstain congressman from California who can't string any coherent rebuttals together to counter Tucker's inquiries and ends up calling him an agent of Vladimir Putin. Carlson got so mad he threw the guy off his show and then recorded a followup comment telling the audience that the guy is a hemorrhoid. (Well, words to that effect.)


I posted this madly on several blogs advising to the younger among us that they should not be crestfallen because the usual suspects were not instantly shackled and frog marched into law enforcement vans and the guillotine was not erected in the town square to start processing the offenders into shorter editions of themselves.

Naw, mate, unlike the gratifying diarrhea-induced bowel movement whose cramps grip your lower colon like a vice and then ends with the pleasurable thunder of expulsion, this will be like one of those nagging cold sores on your lip or a patch of festering boils on your ass. The pain, irritation, and agony will be drawn out for several months.

Sara Carter (the tenacious FNS reporter-ette who has done yeoperson's duty on this story) said somewhere that this is just 10% of the fecal matter lined up for the blower. If true and if Watergate is a valid yardstick, then the Dems are looking at this roasting their asses until AT LEAST November. If the GOPe doesn't fuck this up, then they will be able to keep Nancy Pelosi, the hapless and incessantly chanting MaxiPad Waters, and the rest of the Dem cabal in a lather until they all turn into grease spots on the carpets of the halls of Congress.

Because this blog is more or less a collection of my thoughts, I thought I'd chronicle my escapades on the other other blogs. Please pardon the self-indulgence. If you do not like it, head on over to Gateway Pundit and tell Jim Hoft that he can pound sand.





OK, that's it. I am saving myself for the long haul and am outta here!

February 1, 2018

Happy FISA Memo Release Eve to you all..

"Now Bring us a FIA memo
Bring us a FISA memo
..and bring it right here!"

It's getting to look a lot like Christmas, innit? Soon we shall know, fellow babies!

Just to reiterate something I hear on Tucker Carlson tonight. Rep Jim Jordan, when being interviewed by Tucker, said - in the following approximate words - that congresspersons would be free to comment AFTER the memo was released.

Of course they would! And that is why the Democrats are scared shitless. Because so long as a congressman, when questioned, can refer points of the memo to the underlying documents without exposing TS data, the points int he memo can be amplified and the controversy will essentially rage out of control to the Dems' and media's detriment.

A shit storm's coming!

"Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war!"

January 28, 2018

Outside the Gateway once more..

Well, once more, I have become an Exile on Main Street by being manned over at The Gateway Pundit.


Frankly, this is getting a little annoying! Just a week ago, I got a PM from Jim Hoft saying I was reinstated and was "good to go!" (his words) and then, seemingly after two posts this past Saturday, I am on double secret probation again.


I can only lay this to the fact that Jim's moderators (morning shift) are either experiencing their periods And need a healthy dose of Midol™ or they got up on the wrong side of the bed. Or, maybe they just got up! At any rate, I fired off this letter telling him about how I felt and that he need not worry about my darkening his doorway ..er..Gateway again!

Too many blogs, too little time to worry about screechy mods.
Jim,

With the greatest of respect, I cannot figure out your moderators' standards. Once having been reinstated, I am now banned [yet] again and, frankly, weary of the fluctuating metrics. Below are two removed posts that preceded my banning. Perhaps the topmost was because of the word "shit" in the comment? I can only speculate. But I am all at sea on the bottom one -- unless someone out there in St Louis actually thought that Councilman Salcido lived on Dork Street and I was DOXing him?

Hello?

Dork? Salcido? Salcido is a Dork and he therefore probably lives on Dork Street?

(Salcido does NOT live on Dork Street, by the way.)

My original banning was over a comment about Melania Trump (a woman whom I have the highest regard for; a woman of poise, grace, and intellect who speaks five languages and, more importantly, knows when to keep her mouth shut, unlike her fucking stevedore-armed predecessor) wherein I offered to fly to whatever city she was visiting if only to get a polite smooch from her. Obvious self-deprecating satire.

Anyway, I am done with visiting TGP as there are too many intangible rules to figure out in order to avoid double-secret probation. Other good blogs cater to those of us who are reasonable conservative yet are angry and defiant about the encroachments made on society and our lives by incessant onslaughts of the left. Some do not tightly hold the reigns on one's language, some do. My "hometown" blog, Sparta Reports, says it best:

"If it will get you thrown out of most bars, it will get you thrown out of here."

Out here in Southern California I can go into most bars (and we're not talking about Hell's Angels establishments in 'Berdoo) and say "shit" and mention that Salcido is so fucked up in his disrespect of the USMC that he probably lives on Dork Street -- which happens to be a street in Pico Rivera, California. I will not be asked to leave.

But, before I go, some modicum of praise is in order: thank you for the great work you did during Donald Trump's election campaign. Your analysis was a tour de force and you were one of the first to point out how desultory and anemic Clinton's campaign really was. If there is one answer to her book's question "What Happened?" then I would point her to your spreadsheets on comparative rally sizes, et seq.

Good bye. It's been real yet byzantine.

The War Planner
Orange County, California
(Just down the road from Pico Rivera)



..anyway, there's always Scooter over at Big hairy News!


January 25, 2018

Payback's a Bitch

#metoo!


January 24, 2018

Big Hairy News

Scooter is on the rampage again over at Big Hairy News. Check him out here..


..and here..


Look for him over here with my other faves:

January 23, 2018

This state be going to hell..

But a lot of us can get by..

January 18, 2018

Maybe I could get to like rap, yo!.



Stuck Mojo - Open Season Lyrics
Artist: Stuck Mojo
Album: Southern Born Killers
Genre: Hip Hop/Rap

I speak peace when peace is spoken
But I speak war when your hate is provoking
The season is open 24-7-365
Man up yo time to ride
No need to hide behind slogans of deceit
Claiming that you're a religion of peace
We just don't believe you
We can clearly see through
The madness that you're feeding your people
Jihad the cry of your unholy war
Using the willing, the weak and poor
From birth drowning in propaganda, rhetoric and slander
All we can say is damn ya

My forefathers fought and died for this here
I'm stronger than your war of fear
Are we clear?
If you step in my hood
It's understood
It's open season


I don't need a faith that's blind
Where death and hate bring me peace of mind
With views that are stuck deep in the seventh century
So much sand in your eyes to blind to see
The venom that you leaders preach
Is the path to your own destruction
Your own demise
You might say that I don't understand but your disgust for me is what I realize


Surprise!
Your homicidal ways has got the whole world watching
Whole world scoping
So if you bring it to my home base
Best believe it
The season's open
I see you
Hell yeah I see you
Motherfucker now
I don't wanna be you
If you come to my place
I'll drop more than just some bass
Yo you'll get a taste of a
Sick motherfucker from the Dirty
I ain't worrying not a fucking bit

I'm telescoping like Hubble
Yo you in trouble
Yo on the double
I'm wild with mine
Bring that style with mine
Fuck with my family I'll end your life


Just the way it is
Just the way it be
Do you understand?
No matter if you're woman or man, or child
My profile is crazy
That shit you do doesn't amaze me
I'm ready to blaze thee
I don't give a damn what god you claim
I've seen the innocent that you've slain
On my streets you're just fair game
Like a pig walk to your slaughter
The heat here is so much hotter
And my views won't teeter totter or fluctuate
Step to me you just met your fate
And I'll annihilate
With the skill of a Shogun assassin
Slicing and dicing precise with a passion
In any shape form or fashion
Bring it to my home
Welcome to the danger zone
Cause your attitude's the reason
The triggers keep squeezing
The hunt is on and it's open season
It's Open Season

..I think I could get to like rap. Jus' sayin' yo.

January 10, 2018

Up 'til now..

..it still continues.


And a sample of some actual off-the-wall CNN headlines:

January 9, 2018

Impeach 45! Go ahead..

..I f**king dare you!





January 8, 2018

No books in the Obama Prez Lib..

Well, not really, but close..

..jerkwad is continuing to formulate plans for his library and it is continuing the trend towards being a monument to a person who was and continues to be vapid, uninspiring, tedious and boring but terminally self-centered. Here's the deal:






War on junk food? Forcing school kids to ingest the hog slop she thought was nourishing while she and her hatchet-assed metrosexual sucked down lobster tails and boogied til dawn with all the hip-hop scum who came around for free grunts and juice. The whole thing rankles. Here's something more apropros:


And saner people have weighed in on this..

January 7, 2018

Duck on short final..

..cute:

"..Duluth Tower..this is Mallard Air Three Niner Two on short final..Duluth.."

Bravo! Author! Author!

Yahoo, fellow babies! Just a gentle reminder that, in addition to NOT watching the NFL playoffs and Super Bore, you will do well to miss out on the Golden Globes. That's the awards show on this evening, NOT these:


..or these..


..anyway, there's one guy who will make sure all the stuffed shirts and perves and rapists who DO go to the ceremony are not at all that comfortable:

January 5, 2018

Raining on Parades: Handling these insufferable 'Lifestyle' videos onYouTube

Well, I see where YouTube has gone all predatory and inflicted what they think is interesting on us. But before I continue this rant, I would like to make one thing perfectly clear: I am a codger, an old guy, and mean and surly when things aren't to my liking. I grumble, grouse, bitch, complain, and get really, really cranky. So don't wander into my world with your millennial, sucrose-infected "having my baby" bullshit. I won't tolerate it!

Runter von meinem Rasen, Schei├čkopf!

Verstehen sie?

Anyway, back to the bitch. So there's these insufferable millennials who post mewlings about their pathetic life on YouTube that show up in the Life Style category. These are supremely annoying because they override what I would prefer to watch. You know. Stuff about shooting or reloading or amateur radio or how the lying media is trying desperately to stay afloat after fusillades from the POTUS.

Important shit.

Not giggly little menstrual scrunts shouting about a new tampon or eye liner they've found or post college grads complaining because they actually have to work to earn their daily crust. Shit that I could could not give a..well..shit less about.

So to ameliorate my dislike for these -- since YouTube offers no other venue to vent -- I concoct what I call "I could give a fuck less" comments wherein I try to rain as much bleak and dark sentiment on the progenitors of these videos as I possibly can. I am sure a lot of folks will not see my comments but the vicarious thrill makes my own insignificant existence infinitely more bearable. Below are a couple of examples. I will not re-post these insufferably saccharine efforts on my blog. If you want,you can look them up.



Here is one that was especially delicious! I thoroughly enjoyed dripping venom on this!



And, yes, I am a real asshole!

..but I am a happy asshole!

Old Ironsides..

Probably got her name from MORE than cannonballs bouncing off her. This from my boss, Commander of Group 7 in the California Wing of the USAF Auxiliary..


The U.S.S. Constitution (Old Ironsides), as a combat vessel, carried 48,600 gallons of fresh water for her crew of 475 officers and men. This was sufficient to last six months of sustained operations at sea. She carried no evaporators (I.e. Fresh water distillers).

However, let it be noted that according to her ship's log, "On July 27, 1798, the U.S.S.Constitution sailed from Boston with a full complement of 475 officers and men, 48,600 gallons of fresh water, 7,400 cannon shot, 11,600 pounds of black powder and 79,400 gallons of rum."

Her mission: "To destroy and harass English shipping."

Making Jamaica on 6 October, she took on 826 pounds of flour and 68,300 gallons of rum.
Then she headed for the Azores , arriving there 12 November. She provisioned with 550 pounds of beef and 64,300 gallons of Portuguese wine.

On 18 November, she set sail for England .. In the ensuing days she defeated five British men-of-war and captured and scuttled 12 English merchant ships, salvaging only the rum aboard each.

By 26 January, her powder and shot were exhausted. Nevertheless, although unarmed she made a night raid up the Firth of Clyde in Scotland . Her landing party captured a whisky distillery and transferred 40,000 gallons of single malt Scotch aboard by dawn. Then she headed home.

The U.S.S. Constitution arrived in Boston on 20 February 1799, with no cannon shot, no food, no powder, no rum, no wine, no whisky, and 38,600 gallons of water.
..sounds like one of those Princess Cruises -- only no shuffelboard and more fun. 

December 27, 2017

Christmas Afterthought

Folksies, as the soft warm glow of the Yule log fades to ashes..

After Hanukah (or Channukah or something similar sounding to clearing one's throat) and Christmas, where the Poop insists that we throw open our borders to immigrants because they are like Jesus and Joseph wandering around the Holy Land looking for a place to stay, his hectoring being delivered from behind the 40-foot high walls of his cozy little city state in the midst of Italy, we are embarking on the bullshit pseudo-holiday of festive and joyous Kwaaaaa-ZZZZannnnnzaaaa (whatever) started by a felon and thug who apparently got tired of beating women with with clubs and electrical wires.



..wait a minute! A toaster? Were these women Pop Tarts?

*sigh*

Only 363 more days to go!

December 25, 2017

Warm Christmas Wishes for all..

Here's hoping your Christmas was happy and joyous!

December 2, 2017

Kissing Your Sister


From my high school classmate and dear friend, Tom, the retired Georgia homicide dick:

The Nun and The Cabbie
A cabbie picks up a Nun......She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: 'I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that:

#1- you have to be single, and
#2 you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'